[If my life wasn't already out-of-control chaotic I'd own of these!]
[If these were healthy, I'd eat one or two or TEN a day.]
[If I could get away with playing a practical joke every single day... I would.]
I bought these for Randy’s birthday- he asked for some “good polarized sunglasses.”
He didn’t think I was funny.
[If I could take the boys putt-putting every weekend... I would. Okay, maybe every other weekend.]
[If I could get their attention for ONE photo... I'd be pretty tickled.]
[If I could put to words how simple things like these sparkly shoes brighten my day... I would.]