[If my life wasn’t already out-of-control chaotic I’d own of these!]



[If these were healthy, I’d eat one or two or TEN a day.]



[If I could get away with playing a practical joke every single day… I would.]

  I bought these for Randy’s birthday- he asked for some “good polarized sunglasses.” 

He didn’t think I was funny.  



[If I could take the boys putt-putting every weekend… I would. Okay, maybe every other weekend.]



 [If I could get their attention for ONE photo… I’d be pretty tickled.]



 [If I could put to words how simple things like these sparkly shoes brighten my day… I would.]